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BLOGBROZ ON HIATUS? WHAT?

Dear BlogBroz Nation, 

I’m here to tell you that what you may, or may not, have seen on twitter earlier is true. BlogBroz is out on Hiatus. Is this the end of BlogBroz? No, not at all. Think of it this way, BlogBroz has found a better house in a nicer neighborhood. There will be plenty of information coming to you within the coming weeks as further decisions are made.

However, the show must go on! Especially with the Bruins taking on Canucks tomorrow at one. There will be a full preview for the game up on my site early in the morning. the link is below. 

                                 www.thejumbotron.tumblr.com

-see you soon
-JumboTron_Don 

Game Preview: CGY @ BOS 
Puck Drops at 7PM

Any night that Shawn Thornton scores a goal, is a good fucking night. The Bruins are coming off of a huge win vs the Devils last night and heading right back to the ice tonight to take on the Flamers, I mean flames. Bruins, or any other team for the matter, don’t usually do too good back to back nights. However, the travel wasn’t that demanding or long so i’m not expecting too big of a difference. 

B’s Update. Brad Marchand is a late scratch tonight due to flu like symptoms. Benoit Pouliot will be filling his spot with both Bergy and Seguin. 

Guys to watch: CGY-No Brainer here, Jerome Iginla. Iginla is looking for his 500th career goal today. A huge achievement but i’d rather not have him do it in Boston. He leads the team in points with 32 and is always a threat, especially with his one-timer. he likes to sneak into the back of plays where he is most dangerous. 

BOS- Tyler Seguin-the kid is still being a lot more quiet than usual. We all want to see the Seguin from the begininng of the season. We saw a little bit of spark last night. But I wanna see atlead a goal out of him tonight. 

I’m going to be bold tonight and say that the B’s take tonights game by 3 goals as they ride their momentum from last’s night game. 

-JumboTron Don

Under Armour All-America High School Football Game Tonight!

No formal BlogBroz Sports Foreplay tonight, but that doesn’t mean we can’t talk about the UA High School game on ESPN at 7:30 live from St. Pete’s in Florida!  

For you Beantown based Broz and Hoz tune-in and support Andover High School’s own #1 Tight End Brian Miller!  The kid did great career and is definitely going to be pounding cheerleader vag soon enough!

Congrats Brian, here is your future ~Stallone

Netflix and HBO Go To War!

For those of you living under a rock Netflix had a terrible 2011! They raised prices in September, then they split the DVD and streaming businesses, and then brought them back together, all while losing a tremendous amount of customers!  Say that sentence 10 times fast Netflix!  Anyway, with 2012 only five days old it looks like they are trying to head in the right direction…

Nevertheless, why are Netflix and HBO going to war?  Simple, Netflix has finally announced they are launching their own Mob show called Lilyhammer starring none other than Silvio from the Sopranos!  BAM, how’s Netflix’s SpideyGoo taste HBO?  Well, obviously, you Broz and Hoz didn’t think HBO would take this lightly did you?  Of course not!  HBO just announced a few minutes ago:

HBO, the powerhouse entertainment channel known for such shows as “The Sopranos,” “Six Feet Under,” and “True Blood” stopped providing the discs, which it made available at a discount, as of January 1, according to sources who spoke to CNET.

Now, this is huge right?  Well, not exactly since Netflix can still grab and distribute from other third-party companies, but still this war has just begun and look for these two companies to destroy each other in 2012!

The KKK Strikes Again, And This Time It’s Worse Than Ever

I know, you’re probably thinking “Enough with the Kardashian posts already!” But this one cannot be ignored. The KKK will be releasing Barbie dolls in their likeness this year. So the Myans were right, 2012 really will be the end.

The Barbies will be dressed in Kardashian styles, and here’s the best part: They will reflect the girls’ measurements. As if Barbie’s ass and titties weren’t already out of whack.

This really doesn’t come as a huge surprise though, but what really grinds my gears is this quote on The Huff:

The sisters will join the ranks of other celebs like Cher, Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor, Heidi Klum, and Barbara Streisand and others to have their own Barbie-branded dolls.

No. Absolutely not. While journalistically this statement is factual, these money-grubbing hoz should NEVER be in the same sentence as those five names. Ever. They are fat, classless, spoiled, famewhores who have done nothing for the good of humanity - but you already knew that. The one poisitve is I already know what I will be giving for my Yankee Swap gift next Christmas! Haha, suckers.

XOXX - VP

Source: The Huff

Photo Credit: www.butyourelikereallypretty.com

Massachusetts Lt. Gov Tim Murray Should be Fired

Check out the pics of his mangled car that he slammed into a couple of hookers.  Ok, fine, the news hasn’t reported that he rammed his car at 100MPH into a couple of hookers, but we all know that is the truth!  Shit, anyone remember when Teddy K drowned that chick in the river and it got covered up?  Yep, I smell the same kind of bullshit right here.

Seriously, if Murray was anyone else he would be fired or even arrested. Again, because he sucks on that nickel Deval’s dick nothing is going to happen to him which is a shame.  Can’t wait to vote this dickhead out - o wait - never mind this stupid state pushed those two retards back into office a little while ago.  FML.  ~Stallone

How Much Do You Like Facebook?

Sad thing is, there are a lot of people who would actually want to buy this. I hear that Zuckerburg already has 20 of these on order. As you can see, It’s a bed shaped exactly like the Facebook company logo where you dont even need to go more than 6 inches to check everyone else’s life. Apparently the material this bed is made out of is water-resistent which is great because then while you sob, due to your lack of a life, or real-life friends, at night, it won’t stain your new bed!

-JumboTron Don
TWITTER (I always follow back)  

“Dark” Vader Burger!

So how fast can this wannabe Star Wars geek travel to France and buy a shit load of these buns?  Seriously, I know about 100 people who would buy these for at least 10 bucks a piece!

Now, I got a question.  Does said “Dark” Vader Burger turn your shit Sith black?  Cause I am not going to lie, the darker the better right?  Like, fuck brown, let’s rock some Star Wars black skidmarks all over the BlogBroz toilet - something tells me the VP will love that!  ~Stallone